Commercial jingles are rarely more than a few lines long. Many are merely couplets, like
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your cup
Although our jingle of the day series prefers retired or classic rather than current entries, so let’s fire up the bouzouki and sing along with this Greek classic:
Olympic Air will make you smile
But please, no dancing in the aisle
Alternatively, we could chant a couplet that my Florida niece and nephew inexplicably adored and repeatedly asked me to sing when they were young:
Bum, bum, Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna
I love Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tu – u – na
I think that one had some more lines, but I’ve forgotten them. It also had a competitor, which I do remember:
Ask any mermaid you happen to see
What’s the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea!
Yes, that’s the first question to ask if you see a mermaid. As a child, I thought it was the height of comedy to sing to the same tune, “Ask any bullfrog that you have on hand / What’s the best chicken? (Croak!) Tuna of the Land!” I was a deeply unpopular child.