Attention journalists and town hall attendees: Whenever any elected official or spokesperson uses the Republican code words “giving people access to health care,” as opposed to “giving people health care,” the proper response is to punch him or her in the face. Just like the GOP is doing to 20 million ailing voters. (h/t Balloon Juice)
We have a new microwave, but it doesn’t have this setting.
The Comics Curmudgeon has it right: In a world where everyone is scrabbling madly to chirp the loudest on Twitter or share TMI on Facebook or distort their faces on Snapchat, The Phantom’s righteous roar of solitude stands alone. I think I’ll replace the Boston skyline photo with this panel.