The Most Insecure Man in the World

In a Monday night meeting with lawmakers, Feckless Leader repeated the deranged claim that his whopping loss of the popular vote was due to five million illegal immigrants voting for Hillary Clinton. He added that the┬áSunday marchers and protesters on every continent were merely lured by promises of free ice cream and concluded, “I don’t always speak aloud. But when I do, I┬átell compulsive lies. Stay wary, my friends.”